Fantasy Fiction Fans Gifts

'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat!...Still needs a little work!'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

Blackmail is such an ugly word...Don't you agree?

Medusa waiting in line for hair braiding.

'Relax, he just wants directions to cousin Franks's house in Brewster.'

'Can you remember before we went electric and we were all clockwork eels?'

Angel nightmares

Satyric Press

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Look - I've definitely got a heat rash..!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Mouse Princess

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Late BroomStick

Knight feeding his kids.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"