Fantasy Story Fan Gifts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

Elf tries to find quick replacement for Rudolf.

'Warp nine - Engage!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Gulliver Makes Another Discovery.

'Don't go too far -- You're only a regional superpower, you know.'

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

The amazing regenerative powers of the fountain of youth.

"I'm tippping it's somehow connected to our flight plan over never-land."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Piracy on a boating lake

Here be dragons.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

The Mouse Princess

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Knight feeding his kids.