Fantasy Storytelling Fan Gifts

"It must be yours. I have no imagination."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"I've come for your teeth."

Freya

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

The Mouse Princess

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Paranormal A-Z...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Piracy on a boating lake

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Right here's fine."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"