Storytelling Fan Gifts

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

Two flying pigs.

Ferry tales.

"And, for those of you that want to relive your school days, our retirement community has a walking trail that is uphill both ways."

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

'Tell me again what it was like before cable.'

'There were nine of us, but we had to ask Rumpy and Pumpy to leave.'

'Hmmm...'

Eat local

"Hi! I'm at the windmill."

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

3 Little Pigs: NO huffing and/or puffing within 15 feet.

Panhandler holds sign that reads: Prince who switched places with pauper.

"Chicken Little? More like CHICKEN BIG!!! The SKY IS FALLING!!!"

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

"I was in a posse once. We galloped away, turned around, went up a hill, gallop, gallop, gallop all afternoon. Then we came back."

"While you were out a tiger called. . . or a lion, or possibly a leopard. . . they all sound the same to me."

"I'll need you to huff and puff into this breathalyzer."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Carmen

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

Cinderella is waiting

"You're the type of person who would have kept believing in the wizard even after Toto drew open the curtain."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'That's my less fortunate brother -- he was brought up by ants.'

Sister of the boy who cried wolf,

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Ask A Silly Question.

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

'Darn Pied Piper: First the rats, so we have nothing to eat, then the children, so we have nobody to play with...'

'What's wrong with soaps? They're only mindless escapism.'

What really happened: 'Oh, Humpty, you're SO macho!'