Historical Storytelling Fan Gifts

The Harlot's Progress - Quarrels with her Jew protector.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Recalculating route..."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

This side is the gag reel.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Moby Dick

Next in Lion

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins

Ask A Silly Question.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Maypole

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

The Meeting

Honore de Balzac

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Kit makes an appointment