Historical Tales Fan Gifts

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Thomas Hardy

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Next in Lion

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Upper West Side Story

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

A street fight.

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

The Meeting

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Ben Jonson.

Jonathan Swift.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Kit makes an appointment

Lady Jane Grey

God's Double Whammy.

D. H. Lawrence

Honore de Balzac

Milly and the Student

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It

"Don't make eye contact..."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'