Legendary Tales Fan Gifts

Sword

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Upper West Side Story

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"No, let down your hair!"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

Loch Ness.

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Count and Figaro

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

"It's a selfie!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.