Legendary Tales Appreciator Gifts

St. Patrick chases snakes from Ireland.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

Finding Bigfoot

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"No, let down your hair!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Leon Uris.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Brothers Grimm

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Don Quixote Update.