Classic Tales Appreciator Gifts

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Brothers Grimm

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Leon Uris.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

Don Quixote

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.