Classic Tales Aficionado Gifts

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Don Quixote

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

The Death of Mr Quilp

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Humpty Dumpty

Falstaff

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

"No, let down your hair!"

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Leon Uris.

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Don Quixote

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."