Classic Tales Enthusiasts Gifts

Giant Headless Horseman

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Brothers Grimm

Leon Uris.

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

Don Quixote

Ugly sisters

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."