Classic Tale Enthusiasts Gifts

Alice in Wonderland: The White Rabbit In Court.

".. Toad is determined to drive Heavy Goods Vehicles."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on the town together.

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...

Don Quixote

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Leon Uris.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'