Classic Tale Fans Gifts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Upper West Side Story

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Giant Headless Horseman

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Leon Uris.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'