Classic Tale Enthusiast Gifts

'Mirror mirror on the,,,'

"You've parked on a double-yellow line!"

'You have a problem. You're a good guy and I'm a bad guy.'

Runway 5E. Why Don Quixote's reincarnation was so brief.

Alice in Wonderland: The Pool of Tears.

'Now, pull in the twine, Robin, and you'll find a stout rope attached to it...'

Quasimodo in psychiatrists office "The bell's, the bell's"

'Hi it's me - I'm on the wall...'

Robert Louis Stevenson.

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!