Classic Tales Enthusiast Gifts

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Tough break.'

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

Alice in Wonderland - Who Stole the Tarts?

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Fiscal Plan: 'So basically we steal from the rich and give to the poor...'

The Hound of the D'urbervilles.

Robin Hood.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Brothers Grimm

Leon Uris.

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'