Classic Tale Aficionado Gifts

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Oliver Twist - Morris Bolter Spies on Meeting between Nancy, Mr Brownlow and Rose Maylie

Scrooge's third visitor

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Ugly sisters

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Upper West Side Story

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Giant Headless Horseman

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Leon Uris.

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'