Classic Tale Aficionados Gifts

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Upper West Side Story

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Leon Uris.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Ugly sisters

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"