Classic Tale Aficionados Mugs

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Upper West Side Story

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"No, let down your hair!"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Robin Hood.

Count and Figaro

Don Quixote

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.