Lovers Of Classic Tales Mugs

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Man and lady at a dance

'So you fall behind the tortoise in the 2nd lap. I don't care if you sleep, trip, have a brain haemorrhage. Just make it look real. You fall behind, bunny. Got it?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Leon Uris.

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Don Quixote

Ugly sisters

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Clara and the Nutcracker

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."