Classic Tale Admirers Mugs

Nell's new home

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Upper West Side Story

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Leon Uris.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder