Classic Tale Enthusiasts Mugs

Alice in Wonderland: The White Rabbit In Court.

".. Toad is determined to drive Heavy Goods Vehicles."

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...

Don Quixote

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Count and Figaro

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'