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Giant Headless Horseman

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

Brothers Grimm

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Don Quixote

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."