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Santa Claus with Little Bo-Peep

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum as Hansel and Gretel.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Upper West Side Story

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Leon Uris.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Count and Figaro

Don Quixote

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters