Classic Tales Fan Mugs

The Secret Garden

"Recount!"

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

'Little John, you idiot! You've just laddered my best tights!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"It's a selfie!"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Upper West Side Story

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

Leon Uris.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?