Connoisseur Of Classic Tales Mugs

"OK, Brutus, I'll pencil you in, for the Ides of March..."

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Upper West Side Story

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"No, let down your hair!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"Well I say we go on without him..."

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"