Connoisseur Of Classic Tales Mugs

"OK, Brutus, I'll pencil you in, for the Ides of March..."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Upper West Side Story

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"No, let down your hair!"

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Leon Uris.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"Well I say we go on without him..."

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"