Lovers Of Classic Tales Gifts

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Man and lady at a dance

'So you fall behind the tortoise in the 2nd lap. I don't care if you sleep, trip, have a brain haemorrhage. Just make it look real. You fall behind, bunny. Got it?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"No, let down your hair!"

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Don Quixote

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

Clara and the Nutcracker