Fans Of Classic Tales Gifts

'Same comments every year,,,why do we even enter'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Upper West Side Story

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Leon Uris.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Don Quixote

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

"Recount!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"It's a selfie!"

Clara and the Nutcracker

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'