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'Mirror mirror on the,,,'

"You've parked on a double-yellow line!"

'You have a problem. You're a good guy and I'm a bad guy.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Pool of Tears.

'Now, pull in the twine, Robin, and you'll find a stout rope attached to it...'

Quasimodo in psychiatrists office "The bell's, the bell's"

'Hi it's me - I'm on the wall...'

Robert Louis Stevenson.

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'