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David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Upper West Side Story

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"No, let down your hair!"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Ugly sisters

Count and Figaro

Don Quixote

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'