Classic Tale Fan Gifts

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

Thomas Hardy

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Sleeping Red and White Queens

'I agreed to a race...I didn't say anything about racing in my shell.'

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'No thanks, I'm on a low carb diet.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Count and Figaro

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Yes, all at once!'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Upper West Side Story

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Giant Headless Horseman

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"No, let down your hair!"