Classic Story Fan Gifts

Social media in fairy tales

Hans Brinker - the early years.

'Yes, all at once!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Mad Hatter Leaves the Court Room.

'For the last time, Mildred! You're NOT a swan! You're just UGLY!'

Mom dwarves.

Peter

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"Oh, come on! It's been twenty years! If you're telling me, Snow White's still the fairest in the land she must have one hell of a cosmetic surgeon!"

'Looks like being a great fall!'

'Why, it's rikki tikki tavi, of course.'

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Paul and Mrs. Pipchin

Sikes attempting to destroy the dog

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The Red King and the Red Queen.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the - get out of my selfie, you idiot - who's the fairest of them all?

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Thomas Hardy

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Upper West Side Story

Gulliver's other travels.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

William Tell

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Call me Ishmael."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Moby Dick.