Classic Tale Admirer Gifts

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Snow White in land of Lilliput

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Neptune

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Upper West Side Story

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"No, let down your hair!"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Leon Uris.

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.