Classic Story Admirer Gifts

'I did think the prince might simply recognise the girl - I mean, just how p***ed was he?!'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

We've got limited space - you have to unpack your trunks.

Three bears watching Porridge on three different size tvs,

Kenneth Grahame

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Out damn Spot

'Yes, all at once!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

William Tell

Mom dwarves.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

The Great Catsby.

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

Peter

Leon Uris.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

'....And that wont wake me either.'