Classic Tale Admirer Pillows

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Snow White in land of Lilliput

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Neptune

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Upper West Side Story

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.