Legendary Tales Admirer Pillows

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

Neptune

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"No, let down your hair!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

The Augean Stables

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"OK, Brutus, I'll pencil you in, for the Ides of March..."

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'