Admirer Of Classic Tales Pillows

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Falstaff

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Leon Uris.

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Ugly sisters

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.