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Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Falstaff

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.