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"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"

'Never mind the Big, bad wolf. Have you seen the bloody weather forecast?'

'She looks like someone who bears watching.'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"No, let down your hair!"

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Count and Figaro

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder