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"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"

'Never mind the Big, bad wolf. Have you seen the bloody weather forecast?'

Leon Uris.

"Dumpty? Dumpty? Uh-oh."

'She looks like someone who bears watching.'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"No, let down your hair!"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'