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'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Ugly sisters

Don Quixote

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Robin Hood.

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."