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"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

"I for one am glad that little girl broke into our house...this sure beats that darn porridge!"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Don Quixote

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).