Lover Of Classic Tales Prints

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

"I for one am glad that little girl broke into our house...this sure beats that darn porridge!"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"No, let down your hair!"

Leon Uris.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'....And that wont wake me either.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Don Quixote

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder