Classic Tales Devotee Gifts

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Leon Uris.

'....And that wont wake me either.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Ugly sisters

Don Quixote

Robin Hood.

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).