Legendary Tales Buff Pillows

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Knights of the bedside table.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Long Johns Silver."

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Don Quixote

Ugly sisters

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

"It's a selfie!"

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'