Legendary Tales Buff T-Shirts

I imagine the official version will be somewhat different.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Knights of the bedside table.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Finding Bigfoot

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Long Johns Silver."

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Don Quixote

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"It's a selfie!"

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"Recount!"

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'