Legendary Tales Lover Pillows

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Jack London

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.