Legendary Lover Pillows

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

Jack London

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Dragon and Dragoff

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Scotsman in the bath...

'The knights are drawing closer'

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw