Legendary Lover Gifts

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Jack London

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Dragon and Dragoff

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Zorro as a child.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"