Legend Lovers Gifts

'If I'd known I was going to live 900 years, I'd never have opted for early retirement.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

The true story of how David brought down Goliath.

Hand emerges from King Arthur's xmas pudding with a coin.

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

Low Hanging Fruit

"That bloke is an absolute LEGEND!!"

"I know how you feel about Lady Godiva, but she's the best fund-raiser I've ever had."

Canute Does It Again

"I'm getting tired, Robin. Why don't we teach the poor to steal for themselves?"

'Let's try Chicago or someplace - this town isn't big enough for both of us.'

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

Giant bowling ball.

Coventry

Robin Hood and his very merry men.

A Vision Had by Charlemagne (Legend of Croquemitaine).

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Paul's Bunions

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Jack London

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."