Legend Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

'It isn't polite to point.'

"So that's Ireland."

'Big Foot'

'Do you always steal from the rich?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Here be dragons.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Zorro as a child.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Bigfoot tracks...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'